Wallet Archaeology, or “The Evolution of S. Michael Smith”

S’mike provides a rare gem, allowing the Buddies to mine his high school and college wallet, untouched for many a year. Seriously, no man should have this many-

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-kind of horrific, am I right?

Also discussed: romantic dilemmas with video game sorceresses, awkward true life break-up stories and the virtues of living on Long Island vs. Staten Island. Assuming you think that there are any…

Plus, comedy!