Moxy Fruvous RUINED

S’mike Ruins Moxy Fruvous, or The Buddies Ruin Everything

It’s Debbie Downer time, kiddos! The Buddies sip on dry soda and gin and fall into the Pit of Despair,  but instead of a lovable albino and the Six Fingered Man, instead the frightening real world creeps in.

Ahhhhhhhh! Real worlds are scary, amiright?

Depressing topics covered and mocked include police militarization, gerrymandering, racism and the allegations against the former lead singer of everyone’s favorite Canadian A Capella group, Moxy Fruvous!

Mike also relays his two, count ’em, TWO true experiences with having the NYPD draw guns on him and his friends. It was worse than it sounds. Also, he explains what taking Miracle Berry pills is like. Hint: bring lemons.

On the lighter side of depressing stuff, the Buddies review Spy (it was good!), British women bottling air (it’s stupid, but hey, good for them!) and writing kid’s books (it don’t take no college degree!)

2 thoughts on “S’mike Ruins Moxy Fruvous, or The Buddies Ruin Everything

  1. colin

    with the british air, i was originally thinking that they were compressing the air then making a scuba like mask/mouthpiece to cover their face to insure no loss of air. but the mason jars just make more sense. far more green. why even use the nets? open the jar then close it. mission accomplished. reduce work load and pass the savings on. or not.

    the business model is excellent as well. the act of shipping the jars creates more air pollution which increases demand for jarred air.

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    1. Mike Curasi Post author

      BIS believes that you may have a viable business plan here, Colin! You could sell Western NYS jarred air to the Chinese at a fraction of the price, AND use boat freight to be more green. Eat THAT, British ladies.

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